Six word stories are just that: stories, told in six words exactly. No more, no fewer. Here’s how this all started. Unsurprisingly, perhaps, it involves Hemingway, and not being fond of his works I am inclined to agree that his six word story is the best ever.
At any rate, my contributions to the genre, or “My Evening: A Multi-Volume Work”
No time for the ball: homework.
Whining does not get you fed.
No, really, it does not work.
Whiney cat for sale, dirt cheap.
Silence is purchased with cat food.
Time to throw the Chuckit Squirrel.
Stop barking at the neighbor children.
Fine, they are obnoxious. Bark more.
You had dinner. No more food.
Still no kittens, fingers are crossed.
That is my bed, lazy dogs.
Lazy dogs for sale, dirt cheap.
Buy now and get free cat.