15 June, 2011

Songs from Manorstock ’11

The House of the Fetchy Dog

There is a house in Virginia
Where I’m the Fetchy Hound
Get in my way when the ball gets thrown
And man, I’ll mow you down

My daddy, he did Schutzhund
The sleeves, he bit them all
But the only thing I’ll ever bite
Is this here fetchy ball

My momma, she was Danca
“Chase the ball!” she said to me
And since my momma told me so
A fetchy dog I’ll be

Puppies, I must tell you
To do what I have done
Learn to be a fetchy dog
And you’ll always have fun

I’ve got one paw in the backyard
And an orange ball in my jaws
And if the monkeys won’t throw for me
I’ll smack it with my paws

There is a house in Virginia
Where I’m the fetchy hound
Get in my way when the ball gets thrown
And man, I’ll mow you down.