I love googled questions that lead people to my site. I swear, I did not make this one up.
“may I take your hat and goat”
No. You may not. I love all my hats. And there will be no goatnapping, but I do have two for sale right now, so please feel free to buy a goat.
0614 on July 22nd, 2012
But there’s no question mark which means it’s clearly an unfinished thought. Maybe they meant “May I take your hat and goat to the park?” Which I think sounds downright decent of them.