Me, looking at a website: Ooo! We should get a mini-cow!
Daniel: What for?
Me: What do you mean what for? It’s a mini-cow!
Daniel: Yes but what will we do with it?
Me: We’ll have it! It’s a mini-cow!
Daniel: It’s livestock. We can’t have livestock.
Me: We’ll claim it’s a dog.
Daniel: It’s a mini-cow!
Me: Yes, but the Continental Kennel Club will register ANYTHING. We’ll get them to register it as a Great Dane.
Daniel: Then we have to register it with the county.
Daniel: We do not need a mini-cow.
Me: You never let me have any fun.