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Actual Conversations That Happen in This House

Roo: STARVING TO DEATH.
Daniel: Get off the stove you daft beast!
Me: Just let him lick the roast.
Daniel: No!
Roo: VERY HUNGRY NEVER BEEN FED EVER.
Me: It would make him so happy if you let him gum the roast.
Daniel: He is not going to gum the roast.
Roo: I WOULD LIKE TO GUM THE ROAST NOW PLZKTHX.
Me: It’s raw! You’re going to cook it and that will kill the bacteria!
Daniel: He does not get to gum the roast. Just no.
Roo: SO HUNGRY.
Me: Can he have a teeny piece of it then?
Daniel: Fine. He can have a teeny piece of roast.
Roo: THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH FOOD.
Me: It really would make him happy if he could gum the roast.
Daniel: I love you.
Me: Is that “I love you even though you are badgering me about letting the cat gum dinner”?
Daniel: Yes. Yes it is.
Roo: STARVING.

2 thoughts on “Actual Conversations That Happen in This House

  1. I’m laughing. Tears of humor forming now! :D Gawd, I so enjoy your posts!

  2. Oh ROO. POOR KITTY.

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